I am a full-time working mom!Among many other things, I am guilty of neglecting my blogging!How will I ever fit it all in?Calgon, take me away!
I have been participating in training for close to two weeks.School starts on Thursday, August 17.I am ready!I will have students ranging from fourth grade to seniors in High School!We have come to call them Sweet Babies, affectionately!I am a grown up!I am a part of teacher culture!I am one of those grumbling old fat ladies who protects the privacy of the teacher’s lounge with angry threats of detention!
We were trained to use the school’s software for grading on Monday.The software is called PowerSchool.Very cool stuff!We are a multi campus school and every teacher has a networked computer.We use power school for a variety of purposes, attendance, assignments, and grading.All of this information is uploaded to a server and is accessible via the web for use by administrators, teachers, students, and parents.
I am telling you everything above so I can say this one thing.I AM TRULY A GEEK! Yes friends, I am a geek.This discovery (further evidence proving my true self) was made during the Technology Director’s explanation of the Teacher Note’s function in the software.
There is a section where teachers can record comments about student behavior.Those comments are viewable by administration only, most importantly, the dean of students.BTW, the dean of students is a veteran and former federal agent.He talked to us about some of the training he received as a government agent.The training was called Verbal Judo!YIKES!I get nervous when the dean is around!
So, the technology director opens the comment window and enters the following comment,
“Caleb Whittington was a very foolish boy today.He attempted to assimilate me in to the collective”
I burst into laughter!I was so amused by this comment.I laughed loudly!In the midst of throwing my head back and my third knee slap, I realized something very interesting.I was the ONLY person laughing!Yes friends, the ONLY ONE!
We were sitting on benches in a room with proficient echo effects.Somehow, I had managed to sit on the end of the row of coaches! (Later, the coaches told me that they sat next to me because they knew there was going to be a quiz over the technology presentation and they needed to cheat. Joke!)I was sitting right next to the baseball coach who is a former pro!
When all of the teachers in front of me turned back around and I was able to remove my left hand, which I had slapped firmly over my mouth in a moment of true realization, I said to my former pro ball-playing neighbor,
“I am a geek!” His reply, “Oh no, no, you’re not a geek.”
His response was a serious attempt to comfort me. Me thinks he protests too much!
Pray for me! I am a geek in teacher’s clothing! I will be before my students in a few days. I am so honored to have this opportunity. I am convinced that I have been prepared to be a teacher. My love for students is evident. My concern for their future is real. I see myself as a trainer. I am here to equip students for the next step in their lives. I am in the unique position in order to impart what is central in my life, Jesus.
congratulations on your elevation to geekdom and teacherdom, which do not in all cases go hand in hand. i'll be excited to read of the further adventures of... Geeky Teacher Girl (sorry, been watching too much of Stan Lee's "Who Wants to be a Superhero?" lately).
Ashley is a Part-time Stay-at-Home-Mom/ Teacher/Writer/Singer/Person of Adaptability. She has a B.A. in Theatre and Speech from Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, Louisiana. She finished her Master of Communication Arts at Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary in Fort Worth, Texas. This writer in interested in sharing her experiences with life, her relationship with God, family and friends. She focuses on relationships, mothering, teaching, theater and writing. You have found a Swim in the Pond. Wade in. You do not have to be a Duck to enjoy the water.
My Family
This photo of my family was taken in November 2005. I look at it and think, "oh my gosh, I'm the Mom! When did this happen?" Anyway, we have all grown like weeds! The kids are getting taller and Mommy and Daddy are just spreading!
My Utmost for His Highest Oswald Chambers Updated EditionMy sister suggested Oswald in October '05. I have grown spiritually & personally matured through Oswald's excellent daily insights.
I have spent much of my Christian life running from what God has called me to be. My call to ministry and to Seminary was confused by my poor self image.
After years of running, attempting to be what I simply was not, I am finally proud to call myself what I have always been!
If she Acts like a duck... Looks like a duck... talks like a duck... She's a Duck! I am an Evangelist, Writer, Director, Actor, SINGER, Teacher.
It feels good to get in the pond and swim!
1 John 3:23
(CEV)
"God wants us to have faith in his Son Jesus Christ and to love each other. This is also what Jesus taught us to do."
Bridget Jone's Diary Miramax Films 2001 At the start of the New Year, 32-year-old "singleton" Bridget decides it's time to take control of her life and start keeping a diary. Now, the most provocative and hysterical book on her bedside table is the one she's writing."
A Christmas Story MGM Distribution Company 1983 Deliciously warped and winsome boyhood memories of Christmas are told by a typical American man revisiting his native Indiana during the 1940s. Among other childish pursuits, his overriding obsession to finally own a genuine Red Ryder BB gun consumes his feverish imagination.
Coal Miner's Daughter Universal Pictures 1980 The story of Loretta Lynn, COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER charts the rise of the queen of country music from her upbringing in backwoods Appalachia to stardom at the Grand Ole Opry.
Fargo Gramercy Pictures 1996 Jerry Lundegaard is a car salesman in Minneapolis who has gotten himself into debt and is so desperate for money that he hires two thugs to kidnap his own wife. Jerry will collect the ransom from her wealthy father, paying the thugs a small portion and keeping the rest to satisfy his debts. The scheme collapses when the thugs shoot a state trooper and two innocent bystanders in rural Minnesota, drawing local Police Chief Marge Gunderson into her first homicide investigation. At first unaware that the homicides are connected to a Minneapolis kidnapping, Chief Gunderson draws closer to Jerry Lundegaard as his situation further unravels.
Gladiator DreamWorks SKG 2000 When a Roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by a corrupt prince, he comes to Rome as a gladiator to seek revenge.
Good Will Hunting Miramax 1997 Will Hunting, a janitor at MIT, has a gift for mathematics which is discovered, and a psychologist tries to help him with his gift and the rest of his life.
Grease Paramount Pictures 1978 A rock 'n' roll celebration of growing up and falling in love.
Hair United Artist Films 1979 During Vietnam, a small time farm boy enlists in the army and encounters New York City hippie subculture.
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
New Line Cenima
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003 Moulin Rouge 20th Century Fox 2001 Christian, a young Bohemian poet living in 1899 Paris, defies his father by joining the colorfully diverse clique inhabiting the dark, fantastical underworld of Paris' now legendary Moulin Rouge. In this seedy but glamorous haven of sex, drugs and newly-discovered electricity, the poet-innocent finds himself plunged into a passionate but ultimately tragic love affair with Satine, the club's highest paid star and the city's most famous courtesan.
The Notebook New Line Cenima 2004 An epic love story centered around an older man who reads aloud to an older, invalid woman whom he regularly visits. From a faded notebook, the old man's words bring to life the story about a couple who is separated by World War II, and is then passionately reunited, seven years later, after they have taken different paths.
Sense and Sensibility Sony Pictures Releasing International, Sony Pictures Releasing 1995 As Elinor and Marianne struggle to find romantic fulfillment in a society obsessed with financial and social status, they must learn to mix sense with sensibility in their dealings with both money and men.
The Shawshank Redemption
Sony Pictures Releasing, Showtime Networks 1994 Andy Dufresne, a mild mannered New England banker, is convicted of murdering his wife and her lover. Despised at first by the other inmates because of his introverted manner, Andy slowly forges an unlikely friendship with Red, a seasoned lifer and his gang.
There's Something About Mary 20th Century Fox 1998 There's something about Mary that still bewitches Ted. Although he hasn't seen her in over a dozen years, since that shameful prom night, his heart still flutters at the recollection of her. He's still crazy about her after all these years, and curious as to her whereabouts. At the insistence of his good friend Dom, he hires private eye Pat Healy to track her down in Miami.
Urban Cowboy Paramount Pictures 1980 John Travolta and Debra Winger star in this cowboy version of SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, in which all the action takes place at Gilley's country-western bar, a rough-and-tumble honky-tonk in the heart of Houston. Travolta plays Bud, a young country farmer who moves to the city to find work at an oil refinery and finds love with Sissy (Winger), a cowgirl of easy virtue and spirit.